Thanks to tvtropes.org, I have now wasted a huge percentage of this weekend … It all started when I did a search for a quote from “As Time Goes By”. Which led me to tvtropes. Which led me, by logical progressions, to the “Whose Line” page. Which – damn them!– is thoroughly linked to youtube. Which led me to one of my favorite things of all time. I give you: Layne the Camp Councilor.